(recieved) I wish I was a penguin. (sent) Why? (recieved) because then I would look like I'm wearing a tuxedo 100% of the time, and that's classy.

my friend, i do wear a tux at all times, I'm like james bond but instead of wreaking of class and foreign women, my tux wreaks of vodka, weed, and a big ass helping of regret

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10631 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Of course its so obvious.

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11082 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Indeed, it is classy =)

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15791 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

This is cute!

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24467 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hehe rhino! i love you!

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