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(Sent) Dude I'm rocking out to Journey while taking a shower. (Rcvd) Haha You're cute. (Sent) No, seriously man...You aren't hearing it like I am hearing it. Its fanfuckintastic. Oh, ps...I'm high. VERY high.
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I woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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Nothing wrong with liking a whore man. Lol, it's actually better for you.. Unless she breaks up With you to get more dick
(781):
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over
(403):
Why did you text me last night that "The possum kween was cumin 2 get reveng on me but she cant cuz I got ma dick in yo girls ass. Tuff tittes muthrfuka." First, we're both girls. Second, I'm straight. Third, what the fuck were you on?
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(333):
girlss add me only16 and 17 nice body i got cut and nice 6 packs i got girls dont miss me add me 29076C32
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