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Last night, " there are midgets on my toes" MDTxt
(306):
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him!
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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you know it's a good night when you can do the worm in your bridesmaid dress and not pop a tit out. - MDT
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(207):
My mother forced me to take cold medicine this morning because i could not explain to her that my sore throat was from your penis and not germs -__-
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