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(201):
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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Want to know the best thing about waking up still drunk? (1-209): What? (209): NOOOO hangover :) (1-209): You have a serious problem...
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i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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Thanks for putting my boxers outside my bedroom door today, must have dropped on way back from the laundry room. REPLY: You left them in my room, you stumbled in at 3AM and said let's fuck. Rent is due Monday.
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(603):
(603)he was still sleeping when he told me to "stroke it gently" and i said "who" and he screamed at me "you!"
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