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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
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I feel bad for the child GESTATING inside of her. (sent) Well... she is planning on taking care of that with "Liquid Abortion". Which is code for LOTS of jagger chased with vodka. I sense a BEST MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD in her future. (rec)
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I'm gonna fuck a white guy to prove you can go back
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I'm so high I just yelled at my fish for 15 mins about how bad over feeding is then sat down with my cat and watched a animal abuse show just to show him what a good life he has! Never again.. I promise!
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(718):i honestly dont remember if i wore underwear that night to be honest with you lmfao (718): LMFAO well I can tell you that you did, I know for a fact I took them off.
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