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(919):
I see more dog vagina than human vagina
(570):
Shaun just punched himself in the face fist pumping to Shots lmfao
(me):
(sent): "hahaha I just had an orgasm and he is still inside me!!! wot u doing u boring fuck?"... (rec'd): "having tea with your dad, hope you used condoms. Mum" OMG!!!!!!!!!!! sent that to my mum :(
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I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out.
(903):
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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(718):
(r) worst mood ever, I asked him if he wanted to pull over and I could give him head... he replies with "wanna buy me a vanilla milkshake from mcdonalds.."
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