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(807):
If i didn't respect the fact he loves to party i'd be pissed..
(386):
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
(604):
you were about to get laid, but on your way to the bedroom you saw a Burger King paper crown. you ditched the girl and pranced around my house yelling "I AM FOOFY, KING OF THE SEALS!"
(613):
Is it bad that the one and only reason I want to buy a skirt this year is to have sex in public without making it obvious?
(661):
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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(707):
(s)hey hows the party? (r) I like girls =D (s) Very fun, be right there
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