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(387):
(sent) I'm gonna come by if ur not too busy to fuck me... i need it (rec)i'll have to check my sched but im pretty sure i can squeeze you in. ill have my assistant set up an apt for u... i advise arriving 5 minutes early and all cancellations require a 24 hr notice... i accept most major insurance providers lmao (sent) any co-pay? (rec)as a matter of fact there is but im willing to wave it if you make it worth my wile (sent) showing up in stilettos, corsent and booty shorts worth it?
(951):
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
(713):
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
(607):
You know your a MDT whore when you pay attention to other area codes on road trips so you can figure out which towns the most fun
(860):
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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(757):
Yo whered you go? (774): went to get head from that chick. mighty ducks3 was on in teh background and idk what made me nut...her or goldurg scoring at the end. eitherway duckswin
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