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(405):
if i have to get on MDT to figure out what i did last night, i might kill you.
(530):
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
(219):
Just got head while drinking my beer, tonight is great, if only my girlfriend would let me drink during sex
(269):
I just started singing the song "Too Drunk to F!ck" and he stopped talking to me. I guess that's a way to get rid of the creepers.
(919):
I just saw the word ego. It took me like 20 minutes to figure out they weren't talking about waffles.
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(512):
Hey, just had ROUGH sex. One of the earrings you gave me pierced my vagina. It's okay though. It looks nice.
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