(785): (Received) Picked up a girl last night at the bar. We did it and no she is making me breakfast. Win? (Sent) Dude what about your gf? (Received) She came in an hour later drunk and joined us. She's making the pancakes (Sent) I hate you so much right now (Received) Don't hate the playa hate the game :)

Comments: 10


Mr.Right (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Lucky bastard




86846 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

cool story bro




TheOtherNewestOne (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

If this is true, you are my hero.




86852 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

um... I call bullshit




86858 (3 Points) (+3, -0) 1 year ago

so how did you feel when DiCaprio woke u up from your inception dream?




86924 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol




86925 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

i agree check your totem




86864 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

FAKE AND GAY!!!




86934 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

If this is true, humanity really is doomed.




87001 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Fake is the poser who wrote it. Unless your gf is dumber then youu.. Oohwait that's impossible.


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