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Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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she walked in the room and you were finguring his dog
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I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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So yeah, I pissed all over the toilet seat...couldn't find anything to wipe it off, so I used my sock....SCORE!
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(612):
You want to go to a Vikings game Sunday?? We barley survived a Twins game without getting arrested...pretty much had security guards walk us out and barley remember the day even with all the alcohol consumed we got kicked out of a bar too
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I'm impessred! You've managed the almost impossible.
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aXOSOIUUmf (0 Points) 1 year ago
I'm impessred! You've managed the almost impossible.