(Anonymous): Received this drunk text last night: "After she blew me, she expected me to take care of her! I didn’t really want to touch her… so I toed her… it felt like a rotten tomato." MDT

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96 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 3 years ago

bahahah, that must have been awkward for the both of you. "yes we can" - Barack Obama.

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DiemnSymn (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 1 year ago

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Bristol Airport Hotels (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 month ago

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111 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 3 years ago

eeewww thats gross. she'll probably get an infection. and booooo for not returning the favor!

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439 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

Erh Wouldnt you rather of like RAN AWAY!! N why the fooook would she let you do tht the dirty dog!! LMAOO! narrsssttyyy shiit!!

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1455 (2 Points) (+3, -1) 2 years ago

...what did you expect it to feel like?

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1711 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

umm already posted on fml. nice try.

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3504 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 2 years ago

My girlfriend texted me saying " cameron why is your wee wee so small I'm with Charlie and his is huge

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5889 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 2 years ago

shit. sucks to be you #6

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7827 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

dude thats why as soon as you get off you punch her in the back of the head and run like hell

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8268 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i dont get it...

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12181 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

me thinks #9 is too young to be on this site...

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14137 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

losers

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14138 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

eat a dick

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16737 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahaha number 10

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29772 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

free toe lay (fritolay)

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34899 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this is not the game of who the fuck are you!

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42369 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

somebody's never licked pussy before. LOSER.

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45332 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

down syndrome people are NOT a family. Don't be confused.

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53168 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

"man i could actualy fuck the shit out of her she is like so hot for a a 13 year old, think if i gave her alcohol she would sleep with me?" i corrected the grammer and advised him not to

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57069 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

she got you off and you didnt expect her to want anything in return? asshole! lol

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58484 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

money sick like germs and ima sick motha fuka

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Tyler (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Sorry bout that dude, had wring number

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