MDTxts
Pics Last Night
F You, Auto Correct!
Fun Facts
Facebooking Fail
JMML
Hipsters
Fixed It
Fail Family
OMG
BFF
(479):
I threw up in an automatic carwash last night!!!!! Rolled the window down as it was going. Add that to your bucket list. It was quite refreshing
(720):
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
(698):
at the party i thought it would be funny to fire water balloons at ppl. i took of my shirt and used my bra as a slingshot. i couldn't find any water balloons so i used a baseball. now tom has a black eye and broke up with me for being topless. (rec'd): fail.
(440):
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
(650):
Dude we just rolled a joint on page 420 of the fucking bible
Home
Vote Up New Texts
Best Nights
Worst Nights
Colleges
Randomize
Pics
Submit
(kate):
I blacked out.. Hit a parked car. And slept on the floor. Lol
Great Night
(
161
)
Bad Night
(
34
)
More texts from (kate)
Like
Comments: 0
No comments yet, be the FIRST to comment!
Nickname:
Email:
(Optional, used for
gravatar
)
Comment:
Remember The Pics From Last Night?
Pic from (843)
Pic from (702)
Pic from (207)
Pic from (509)
Pic from (859)
Pic from (421)
Pic from (254)
Pic from (918)
Pic from (877)
Pic from (972)
Pic from (609)
Pic from (386)
Pic from (713)
Pic from (614)
Pic from (615)
Pic from (317)
Awesomeness!
Best Friends :)
Funny Videos
Make a Dare
Your Mind Blown - FACTS
