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(250):
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
(918):
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
(502):
Holy Jesus. Remember that scene from van wilder where she gives him laxatives for his test and he blows up that trash can? Yeah... Kinda like that.
(716):
(Sent) Dude,you were making out with a door and dancing with it. (Recv'd) It was good at dancing. (Sent) and you were feeling it's knob like it was a tit or something. (Recv'd) Don't hate,I got action. (Sent) Hah,you were soo fucked up last night dude.
(724):
I found a receipt for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. I think thats where my dog is.
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(330):
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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1 year ago
we must b wearing da same tip of condoms!
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breezy (0 Points) 1 year ago
we must b wearing da same tip of condoms!