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Last night I received: "I hate midgets I always fell like they are chasing me. :( " MDT
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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Are you still pissed at me? The reality is this...it would have died in 3 or 4 years anyway. We were just moving things along a bit.
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1 year ago
what would have died a fish??? u killed a fish murder!!!!!
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Z2B (0 Points) 1 year ago
what would have died a fish??? u killed a fish murder!!!!!