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(610):
You sat in front of the men's bathroom, murmuring "Penises. So many penises in one room."
(973):
I like hard penises and wet vaginas.
(515):
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
(618):
why are most women reluctant to give blow jobs? wtf is that shit about ive never paused to think about going down on a guy (rec) this is mom..get home now we need to talk
(502):
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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(925):
not to sober me, plz punch drunk me in the balls... he causes to much trouble
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