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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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So we thought we were alon for a while so we decided to smash. I'm pounding it like a bucher with a meat cleaver when all of a sudden, her mom busts open th door like a swat team on a drug raid, starts chuckin a stack of cds at me one at a time saying I'm going to he'll for deflowering her daughter (1-985): Dude, that shit got deflowered LONG before last night (985): That's what I was yelling at her mom when I was dodging Air Supply greatest hits
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hey mom. you just do you and umma do me B*#$)%*#$)(%
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having sex with her was hot, until her wig fell onto my stomach.
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(386):
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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