(303): I just got to this party with (my fuckbuddy) and she saw my girl walk in, when my girl started walkin to us she gave me a quick hug n said all loud "great to see u again, let me know when we can all double date sometime" and walked off... she's my future wife bro!

Comments: 89


4831 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thats a great fuckbuddy! damn i need to find a girl that smart




Cheap oem software (0 Points) (+0, -0) 4 months ago

KalZXi Interesting, but still I would like to know more about it. Liked the article:D




4833 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

cheatin bastards.




4842 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

niiiiiice!!




4851 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

JEALOUS!!!!!!




4858 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Nice. Lmao. Nice.




4865 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HHAHAH thats a keeper




4868 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fuck you, you shouldnt be cheating on your girl bro. that just aint right. but i guess if your gonna, you picked a sweet fuck buddy :D




4920 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

ah-mazing, if only all girls would be chill eh




4969 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahaha gotta lve the smart ones




4970 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i hope you learned your lesson!




4979 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

damn im jelous i wish i had ur fuck buddy




4983 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i wish i could be so lucky hahahaha




4985 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

pigs...wow. fuck buddy??




4997 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 2 years ago

Let im have her. I say if she's that smart, she'll be suing his pants off one day too.




4999 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

Gotta be careful with the smart ones, dude.




5019 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wow if you have a girlfriend you shouldnt need a fuck buddy even if you n ur gf dont fuck "enough" you should still be happy you have one, you immature insensitive asshole.




5050 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

OMG I NEED A FUCK BUDDY LIKE THIS YOU GOT LUCKY AS HELL MAN!!!! JEALOUS!!




5075 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Umm, you're dating the wrong girl! This fuckbuddy is awesome and accommodating...




5174 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

if I were that chick, I would've started making out with you immediately.




5204 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wowwww. i know as a girl i should be calling u an insensitive asshole for having a fuck buddy but LMAO the girls smooothh




5206 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 2 years ago

Hahah, that's totally me. I feel like a whore now :/




5230 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

well, then dump the other one and ask her out. what the fuck is wrong with you?




5242 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

haha smart bitch...




5262 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#21 you're retarded. it's not you so quit playin, you jus want attention and apparently a pity party. and bro, wtf are you doin!? better put a ring on that shit!!!




5398 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

That's what I call a silly hoe!




5408 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

She's a Keeper! No doubt




5427 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

u punks hop off the hate train, damn




5450 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#25 silly hoe? sounds like a genius hoe to me




5462 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

damn. i dont think i could think of a line that good if i planned it.




5488 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thats who that girl was? ok now we are over..and just to let you know..i've been fucking your dad..biitch you get what you deserve..dont ever talk to me again!!




5500 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

damn I wish I could find a guy buddy that smart. All yall wanna get jelouse and shit.




5518 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahaha all you people goin "hey thats not cool"....don't hate the player!




5625 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hate the game...




5732 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

{girl point of view}---i would do the same thing.....lol




5776 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha this may sound terrible from a girls point of view, but that girl was DAMN smart... and to the other girls who are bitchin maybe if u you were good enough he wouldnt need a fuckbuddy :) its kinda sad he's gotta get it somewhere else




5834 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

TOTALLY AGREE WITH THE CHICK ABOVE ME!!! what she dont know dont hurt her lol




5905 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i agree with both people above me. and i think the girls who are pretending they are involved are stupid and pathetic. AHAHA! yall we're there. his girl is computer illiterate and um...fuckbuddy=..well, not you.




5990 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol i cheated on my girl with a girl like that and she didnt find out for 3 months after i left her for the other girl hahaha




6008 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#38 thats not even right bro




6009 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#38 thats not even right bro




6010 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

to clarify i mean its not right that she even found out. after 3 months u shoulda been in the clear bro - howd u fuck up to let her find out?




6272 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this is greatt!




6291 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

"i don't think ur beautiful i think ur beyond it"...just came on when i read this, change beautiful to AMAZING1lol girl sounds bomb




6330 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

too all the ppl sayin' "don't hate the player", get over yourself. ALWAYS hate the player, they're the one that makes the decision to play like an idiot.




6749 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

She's not a keeper, she's a whore. Get it straighttt.




6968 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ahahah thats why we don't like our boyfriends' female friends... ahahah this is the confirmation of our fears ahaahh




7075 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

-another female POV- u shouldn't even have to have fears about ur man's close female friends cuz u should know how to work him so good he can't even think about another bitch if he wanted to. know how to fuck your man or ur man gonna find someone who can.




7104 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wow dude, she is a total keeper..... that was adorable, my parents were fuck buddies they both eventually got jealous issues and beat the shit out of each others lover, then hooked up and got married, had me and my brother even now their still uber in love ....




7217 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

you're an ass... but you're also a god XD




7257 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol sounds like babygirls a dimepiece




7981 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i love her.




8031 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahah akeeperrrrrr




8118 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

why is everyone hating on him?? yoo im a girl and i would dab him up on that one. forreal, dude, shes a fuckin keeper!!




8883 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

First of all, he is doing EXACTLY what he needs to do---the other chick is doing this to passive aggressively win him over, then she becomes the boring chick. Dude, keep your girl AND your O SO PERFECT MISTRESS...but on a serious note, u should just be like me and stay single until those cheating urges go away with a truly amazing partner.




9128 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

54 i think ur a chick tryin to pretend ur a dude. or else ur a dude who needs another dude. then u 2 dudes can be together and no have those cheating "urges"




9607 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

55 is right. -#53




10392 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

56, i think you're amazing for agreeing. hahaha.




10400 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahah shes a keeper :D:D




11627 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Yes you should marry her! Sounds like she's the sort of girl who'll have three other guys on the go, but hell, you're no better so you can't really blame her eh :) Personally, I like girls who cheat, and around half of the girls I've screwed cheated on their partners, but I'll never settle with one who does. I don't want to be the poor sap who's wife is getting boned and internally marinated by other guys.




11936 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i hate cheaters, fuck you and fuck her for not doing anything about it.




15584 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahah i love how people get all angry over this




15928 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I don't understand why cheating is something to brag about. You're a douche and she's a slut.




16387 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I don't really understand how any girl would be okay with just being a fuck buddy. She doesn't seem that smart to me.




22114 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

shes brilliant. she wont get hurt cuz shes not with him, but she still gets hers. she really gets the best of both worlds since he has a girlfriend cuz she jus gets to sleep with him, she doesn't have to deal with all the relationship BS.




25777 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

foreal im not gonna say ur an asshole or anything but cheating is fucked up i would ditch ur gf an marry the fuck buddy




25780 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

amen to 65! ha




26304 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I agree with #60, 62, and 63




26937 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

im a girl, and i know what it feels like to be cheated on, its not fun if your the victim.. but after all the relationship BS, i would totally be a fuck buddy.. its way easier & no one gets hurt. vaginas rulllle:)




27715 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Just for the records, she's probably secretly getting with your gf as well and said that as to not make a scene with either of you. So I say keep them both! Jackpot.




31352 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#69 are you jesus?




31679 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fuck everyone who thinks she's a keeper, if she's down with him cheating on his gf, then she'll cheat on him too, she's probably 5 ppls fuck buddy's at the same time... so no she's not a keeper... she's a slut (like a lot of other smart ppl have been saying)




34459 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Thats a keeper.




35387 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

another girl's perspective: i'm not saying you should be cheating on ur gf it's wrong BUT this girl is totally a keeperrr!!! dude ditch your bitch and get w. ur fuck buddy you know you like her more anyway, she's amazinggg




46975 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ass hole




47689 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

love post #54. Well said, well done! - From a girl.




50524 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

so; ur an ass.




50527 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this prolly isnt even true




51351 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Yeah your dating the wrong girl retard




53898 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Pwrfect. good fuckbuddy doesn't want the Girlfriend business, she want to be the fun, the nasty, and the dangerous. Girlfriend can;t be that, she's the reliable, the sweet, and the romance. Which is why every man wants a girl and a fuckbuddy. Girls shd just accept it and roll w it.




54157 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

did anyone ever stop to think that maybe the "fuckbuddy" just didnt want to get ther ass kicked by the girlfriend???




55661 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

love it, your da man for this, and why does everyone need to hate on this its not your life so why do you care




56624 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#80 ur dumb. most girls think they are tough and they all can "kick that bitches ass" regardless of who "that bitch" may be. plus, if she's the fuck buddy, she obviously kinda likes taking a little risk and probably can hold her own.




60187 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i cant fucking believe people today. so stupid. its almost funny. almost. this is so stupid its unreal. and if its real, its still definitely stupid. either way, cool- youre proud of cheating on your girl to have a slut on the side. if youre gonna cheat, do it right- with someone whos not a whore.




60788 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Just horrible. But clever.




68076 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

douchecanoe




68773 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

this was too funny! :p




74727 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Even though I'ma girl. she's a legit wife some day!




lufjsd (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

If she's your future wife..then break up with your "girl" and date her bro


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