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(619):
He was passed out drunk andwe put peanut butter on his croch.as the dog liked it off he repeted not today mom
(254):
yeah. we were going to work out but then we decided to eat burritos and drink vodka instead.
(732):
I can't believe that you actually sucked his dick. (rec'd) Why not? (Sent) You didn't see that big ass scab on the head?
(917):
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
(805):
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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(631):
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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