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I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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Buttsex is like spinach. Being forced to have it as a kid makes you not enjoy it as an adult...
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I asked why your face was so close to the screen and you said you were having a staring contest with facebook..
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