(609): (sent) Dude mel just texted me and said you heard pretty much all the dirty talk I gave her last night (rec'vd) yeh, I was sat next to you while she gave you a handjob mate, I could get the general gist of the conversation from there, but where did you go? (sent) Sorry dude, my night went - beer wine make out wine make out handjob smelly boxers wine piss pass out. I'm still slumped over your bog, help me and don't look at my penis it's really small right now