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(740):
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
(778):
i was fucking this white girl today while telling her i wanna get married to my gf lol... after i got sobered she told me i can call her up anytime after i get married when my wife isnt giving me sum... she was very hot blond slut =)
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402: You were amazing for your first time giving a BJ ;) 954: I gave you head?????!!! i am so sorrrrry:( 402: Don't say you are sorry, you were fucking amazing at it.
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner.... (732): This explains a lot.
(319):
I woke up naked in my kitchen with a set of golf clubs and a "The Best of Poison Twenty Years of Rock" cd......win?
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(401):
Him: So you wanna go outside to your car? Her: When do you get paid? Him: Tonight... Her: How about $40 bucks? Him: How about you don't be a prostitute!? Im a christain and THAT IS WRONG!
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