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Parents will be home in 2 hours, cleaing up piss and beer with a roll of bounty and a shamwow. Those fuckin commercials better be accurate c (734): Yeahhh I know for a fact some of that beer spilled on your tile was mine. As far as the piss? I coulda swore I got it all in the sink.
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Sent last night: "I'm textn and bang'n your sister right now, how many points do I get?" Recv'd back: "you motherfucker"... Replied: "She's next." MDT
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She was being a bitch, so on my way out of my room I stole her shoes, pissed in them. Then returned them to her saying I found them outside in the "rain". She then put them on because they matched her outfit.
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I totally just rocked her world via index and middle finger =]
(859):
so does edward cullen have a 24/7 hard on or a limp hard dick? because his body is hard as marble but he got bella pregnant. i dont understand how his penis works at all :(
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