(306): A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him!

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83357 (7 Points) (+11, -4) 1 year ago

You're lame. This has been posted like 100 times. It's not funny anymore.

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83378 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

Super kudos

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swapngreen.com (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

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Mailbox (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

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83361 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 1 year ago

Fag

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83369 (3 Points) (+3, -0) 1 year ago

glad you are original

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83376 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahah

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Bree (6 Points) (+8, -2) 1 year ago

Why do you guys have to trash everybody? Your comment wasn't needed. And this us the first time I've seen it ever. It's pretty damn funny to me

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lame (-5 Points) (+1, -6) 1 year ago

fag

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83407 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

Have you been living under a rock? I'm only 18 and ive heard this for a good 12 years already.

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83401 (2 Points) (+3, -1) 1 year ago

All of you just shut the fuck up.

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83408 (-1 Points) (+1, -2) 1 year ago

You should shut the fuck up, homo.

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dr.big dick (5 Points) (+5, -0) 1 year ago

My dick has a harder life

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83417 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

yeah cause it's inverted you pussy

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83454 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

You just made my day

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83515 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Ha

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85615 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

thats just because your best friend is a hairy old asshole not a pussy.

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Bree (0 Points) (+1, -1) 1 year ago

No actually I don't. I've never heard it and neither has anyone one else in this town.

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Lexx (3 Points) (+4, -1) 1 year ago

Really? You're speaking on behalf of an entire town? Did you run out and take a poll? Congrats on being the dumbest bitch ever.

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Rainman (0 Points) (+2, -2) 1 year ago

Wow "lexx" you're a ruhtard. Get a life.

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83435 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

HEY! Jay Jay was a ruhtard and he practically bankrupted a casino!!

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Bree (1 Points) (+2, -1) 1 year ago

This is a small town honey. And if anyone had heard of it they would have said something by now. Okay? Your officially the stupidest bitch. You don't know me so you have no reason to judge me. And thanks rainbow. My thought exactly

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Ian (0 Points) (+1, -1) 1 year ago

You're*

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the dude (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

u ppl r fucking nuts who gives a shit

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Jordan Chubeyy (0 Points) (+1, -1) 1 year ago

LOL the Dude HAs The Most Straight Up comment ever Bree your a Dumb bitch... AndYEah this Is Pretty damn Funny

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TheBiggestH (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

HAHHAHA, I am 33, and this is the first time i've heard this joke. Too funny! I guess I must live under a rock. Or too busy spending my money on a Lambo.

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84114 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 1 year ago

LOOOOOOOOOOL THIS JOKE FUCKING FUNNY LMAOLMAO GENIOUS FUCKING DAMN GENIOUS. YOU GET IT ? THE WORDS HAVE A 2 WAY MEANING LMAOOOO SO GOOT

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shu (2 Points) (+2, -0) 1 year ago

rofl u dumcunt

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sam (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Thank you for posting. I have never heard this before. Its so damn funny. Cracked me up..

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serenity (2 Points) (+2, -0) 1 year ago

you guys are retarded, get a life and quit arguing about a fuckin joke thats funny

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serenity (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Lexx your a dumb cunt if you want to start callin people out on a fuckin joke and the dude, nicely said xD

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haffi (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

bwahahah loving the comments

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Unknown (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I enjoyed this joke, and I love the comments on here! It made me laugh. xD

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fkurl (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol lol these comments rock man lol

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ilol (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Funny shit. why r u guys arguing over a funny classic post? its pretty funny though.

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Funny (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Anybody who looks down on someone just because they haven't heard a joke is obviously an insecure snob. If the only thing that makes u feel better is the fact that u think a joke is old then u are fucked up. Quit projecting ur pain from failure and lack of social competence on other ppl who just wanna laugh. You guys are fucked and have some troubling issues deep inside so go jump off a bridge u troubled fucks.

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Wheee... (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol, I think I laughed more from the comments that from the joke itself.

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Wheee... (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

than* lol typo fail.

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Hopee (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

what does this mean??

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Fag (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

Fag

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dsfdsag (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 month ago

FAG

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