(306): A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him!

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83361 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 3 years ago

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83369 (3 Points) (+3, -0) 3 years ago

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Bree (6 Points) (+8, -2) 3 years ago

Why do you guys have to trash everybody? Your comment wasn't needed. And this us the first time I've seen it ever. It's pretty damn funny to me




lame (-5 Points) (+1, -6) 3 years ago

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83407 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 3 years ago

Have you been living under a rock? I'm only 18 and ive heard this for a good 12 years already.




83401 (2 Points) (+3, -1) 3 years ago

All of you just shut the fuck up.




83408 (0 Points) (+2, -2) 3 years ago

You should shut the fuck up, homo.




dr.big dick (5 Points) (+5, -0) 3 years ago

My dick has a harder life




83417 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

yeah cause it's inverted you pussy




83454 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 3 years ago

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83515 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 3 years ago

Ha




85615 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

thats just because your best friend is a hairy old asshole not a pussy.




Bree (0 Points) (+1, -1) 3 years ago

No actually I don't. I've never heard it and neither has anyone one else in this town.




Lexx (4 Points) (+5, -1) 3 years ago

Really? You're speaking on behalf of an entire town? Did you run out and take a poll? Congrats on being the dumbest bitch ever.




105920 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

So rude




Rainman (0 Points) (+2, -2) 3 years ago

Wow "lexx" you're a ruhtard. Get a life.




83435 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

HEY! Jay Jay was a ruhtard and he practically bankrupted a casino!!




Bree (0 Points) (+2, -2) 3 years ago

This is a small town honey. And if anyone had heard of it they would have said something by now. Okay? Your officially the stupidest bitch. You don't know me so you have no reason to judge me. And thanks rainbow. My thought exactly




Ian (1 Points) (+2, -1) 3 years ago

You're*




the dude (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

u ppl r fucking nuts who gives a shit




Jordan Chubeyy (0 Points) (+1, -1) 3 years ago

LOL the Dude HAs The Most Straight Up comment ever Bree your a Dumb bitch... AndYEah this Is Pretty damn Funny




TheBiggestH (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

HAHHAHA, I am 33, and this is the first time i've heard this joke. Too funny! I guess I must live under a rock. Or too busy spending my money on a Lambo.




84114 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 3 years ago

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shu (2 Points) (+2, -0) 3 years ago

rofl u dumcunt




sam (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Thank you for posting. I have never heard this before. Its so damn funny. Cracked me up..




serenity (2 Points) (+2, -0) 3 years ago

you guys are retarded, get a life and quit arguing about a fuckin joke thats funny




serenity (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Lexx your a dumb cunt if you want to start callin people out on a fuckin joke and the dude, nicely said xD




haffi (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

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Unknown (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

I enjoyed this joke, and I love the comments on here! It made me laugh. xD




fkurl (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

lol lol these comments rock man lol




ilol (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Funny shit. why r u guys arguing over a funny classic post? its pretty funny though.




Funny (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

Anybody who looks down on someone just because they haven't heard a joke is obviously an insecure snob. If the only thing that makes u feel better is the fact that u think a joke is old then u are fucked up. Quit projecting ur pain from failure and lack of social competence on other ppl who just wanna laugh. You guys are fucked and have some troubling issues deep inside so go jump off a bridge u troubled fucks.




Wheee... (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

lol, I think I laughed more from the comments that from the joke itself.




Wheee... (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

than* lol typo fail.




Hopee (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

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Fag (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Fag




dsfdsag (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

FAG




dc (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

All the haters aside. Helloooooo nice people !!!!! :D Good joke by the way ;)




JR (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

A pussy has a hard life....it's only job is to take on the sad penis, bleed, spit out babies and dry up.


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