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(441):
OK I just may have found the perfect girl, she split the bar tab with me last night, performed the most mind blowing sex acts on me last night, I woke up this morning with a note saying look at your camera when you are up. She had taken a set of pictures of herself naked in the shower this morning and written on my mirror in the steam I was the best sex she ever had. She also put a post it note on the TV with her phone number and asked to please call her...... I think it may be love.... ;-)
(248):
I let him borrow my car to party with his friends and he brought my car back totalled with a 14 year old inside of it, and failed to realize he brought her back to my house.
(847):
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
(239):
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
(678):
Are you still pissed at me? The reality is this...it would have died in 3 or 4 years anyway. We were just moving things along a bit.
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getting creative again. smoking out of a piggy bank
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