MDTxts
Pics Last Night
F You, Auto Correct!
Fun Facts
Facebooking Fail
JMML
Hipsters
Fixed It
Fail Family
OMG
BFF
(203):
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
(914):
If youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
(432):
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
(306):
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
(207):
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Home
Vote Up New Texts
Best Nights
Worst Nights
Colleges
Randomize
Pics
Submit
(774):
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Great Night
(
98
)
Bad Night
(
52
)
More texts from (774)
Like
Comments: 0
No comments yet, be the FIRST to comment!
Nickname:
Email:
(Optional, used for
gravatar
)
Comment:
Remember The Pics From Last Night?
Pic from (843)
Pic from (702)
Pic from (207)
Pic from (509)
Pic from (859)
Pic from (421)
Pic from (254)
Pic from (918)
Pic from (877)
Pic from (972)
Pic from (609)
Pic from (386)
Pic from (713)
Pic from (614)
Pic from (615)
Pic from (317)
Awesomeness!
Best Friends :)
Funny Videos
Make a Dare
Your Mind Blown - FACTS