(208): please come get me! I'm on a boat, I'm fucked up, and I'm afraid of the ducks. They're gonna eat my head . PLEASE come get me!!

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4470 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

That's hilarious! I think I'd die laughing if I got a text like that.




4648 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I nearly peed myself laughing when I read this...well...not really...but almost.




4686 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

This is so funny! LMAO It's soooo good. "I'm afraid of the ducks. They're gonna eat my head" I don't know which is funnier, the fear of ducks or the fear that they're gonna eat his/her head!




4798 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

LOL this is sad




5036 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

lol nice trip!




5136 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hahahahahaha i almost died laughing. been theree donee thatt. lol.




5314 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Wow that is some HIGH!!!




5354 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

LOL




7237 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

FULLY AGREED W/ 9!! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!! lmao




7995 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

this is prove that ducks are evil




8687 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I'M ON A BOAT AND...


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