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(570):
so you know i work for Lowes in the flooring dept. right?.. (973)- yea.. i know? (570)- well i was thinking i could give you a free "hardwood installation".......want me to set that up for you tonight? ;)
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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i just got pulled over jacking off
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Last night, "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." MDTxt
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Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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(816):
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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cause mustard taste will linger for hours
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83394 (0 Points) 1 year ago
cause mustard taste will linger for hours