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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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Is it illegal to throw up on a cop if you didnt know it was coming?
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You know what 'SOBER' stands for? It stands for "Son Of A Bitch, Everything's Real!"
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(rec) I wish I was home so you could help me with another bad day. (sent) I wish my booty calls wouldn't txt me at work.
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My dog just cummed on my fingers as I was fingering myself...does that mean that I'm going to become pregnant with puppies???
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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