(949): hey can I ask you something? (sent): sure, what Mom? (rec'd): I have two guys here and I need some condoms and anal lube... would you mind getting me some? Take the car and grab out $40 and keep the change, I'm too busy to do it myself.. k thks love ya.

Comments: 38


3888 (3 Points) (+3, -0) 8 years ago

So totally fake. Whoever sent this in is a total douche. And MDT if you can't tell a fake a mile a way, you need to sober up before you approve some of these.




dsbRuEKGy (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

-Ma prochaine devinette sera plus difficile encore : pas de photo et pas d’indice du tout. Je vous aurai un jour, je vous aurai. [ leveto | le 08 mai 2011 à 23:13 ]-Suggestion : ….Et ro1;P1u8quoi pas ?—tâchez de deviner la question, tiens !




3908 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

yeah deff. fake....




3956 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i guess some people have nothing better to do? FAKEE!!!




3961 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 8 years ago

apparently other ppl have nothing better to do than judge other ppls drunk texts you know what your all fake




3985 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

Oh dear, look at me, I'm fake because #4 said I am. This is a totally fake text and you know it. In addition to Best Night and Worst Night, they need to come up with a title for totally lame stupid ass fake posts. If you're going to go fake, at least have a modicum of originality and humor infused in your post.




3991 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

OMG look at all the morons voting on this piece of fake shit????? They all must be drunken sluts if they thought that was a real post.




4001 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

well i dnt care if it is fake... whoever thort that up, i wana shake their hand... thats gold




4074 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

erm,... male or female?? i'm surprised i'm the first to ask lol




4105 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Male or Female?? LOL.....fantastic! Total fake!




4252 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

It COULD be real, but it seems unlikely. Sucky if it is real, though. But honestly, if you're sitting here debating if a MDT is real or not, you need a life yourself. At least I admit I need one XD




4406 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

wow just wow to the MDT and comments




4439 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

2 men huh...




4505 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Very fake. Not to mention stupid.




4724 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i agree with #10




4986 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

bullshit




6145 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

fakerrrrzzz




7642 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

really? get this bs outtttttttta herrrrrrrrre. NEXT!




7879 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

mrs bryson?




8822 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

faaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkeee




12153 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

FAKKKKKEE




12324 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Fake or real who cares get the stuff and watch and learn or have your own little party in the next room.




14135 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

who gives a shit if it's fake? it's funny as hell sure caught my attention and it defiantly caught your guys attention fake or not it still caught attention and it's mad funny




25352 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Its fake but lets say its real for a second I would be embarassed to have a mother like that..thats just sick as hell




25748 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 8 years ago

Purple monkey dishwasher!!!




26111 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Okay, I just need to say this....is anal lube actually specialized for anuses? Just a thought. Anyway. I call bullshit.




27987 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

LOL thats classic : "is anal lube specialized for anuses", who thinks of that kinda stuff seriously, i dont know but thats pretty bad, ofcourse its fake... but you will get more fun out of these if you dont care :P




28004 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

how do youse know its fake?




28875 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Nicely put #24! Hahahaha!




30077 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

sure its fake? Area code 949 is Orange County....




37063 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

penis




50639 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I thought it was funny and I really don't care if it is fake or not . . . . you people need to get a life because it is only a web site




53411 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

yeh right..that would still suck tho




53754 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

its not fake i was one of the guys nailing the mom and the daughter when she got home WIN




71929 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Dude my mom would say the same thing, then again she is just as big a whore as I am.




nofatchicks (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

If you and your mom are hot, we should talk. I've got some good tongue skills and a fun 8 inch. You and you mom could make me your personal amusement park. Think about it




78631 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

thats a lie!




339 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

who cares if any of these are fake? its pure entertainment to read


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