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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
(931):
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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i've got good news and bad news..good news: i finally hooked up with that hot chick. bad news: she puked all over your floor and didn't give me time to take out my copenhagen so i just kept spitting on the sheets. thanks for letting me use your room, i gotta head back home.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
(720):
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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(918):
If your left pocket was Christmas and your right pocket was new years could I visit you between the holidays?
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