(732): i woke up next to her mom. i snuck back to her bed. they're both making breakfast. high five later

Comments: 54


3780 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol, that's awesome!




3812 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

EPIC!! and slightly fucked up... but mostly epic!




3838 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO




3857 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Uh... Wow.




3865 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

dude...major props.




3872 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Brilliance is the word




3915 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Only brilliance if her mom was hot...and even then it's kinda creepy.




3932 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

yeah, that's nasty.




3947 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

what a jerkish thing to do...ew




3958 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

noooooo not creepy you have reached hero status congratulations sir




4007 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

definitly hero status! ur my hero dude high 5!




4024 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

WIN!




4025 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

WIN!




4033 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

cyber high 5! hero status achieved!




4059 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

undisputable king. until somone wakes up with mom, girl, sister, aunt, and female cousin.




4068 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

eppppic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




4139 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

*high five* epic. the fact that both bitches are makin' breakfast for you is just the icing on the cake. this guy FTW




4317 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Grosse, how could you?




4318 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I know younger guys look at me, but I don't look my age I guess I am close to their mother's age. I guess I can see this happening. Not cool though, poor girl.




4463 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

That was so win.




4465 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

It's probably not true




4663 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I hope that it is not true for the girl's sake!




5191 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

awesome! LOL




5229 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

so I'm a chick, but that's still pretty fuckin funny. Haha




5297 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

You deserve a high five.




5344 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Hello Mrs Robinson...one of my son's friend's hit on me and the kid is 16!




5395 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

nice..you lucky bastard.




5513 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

500 points for that shit, fuckin epic




5748 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Dayum, I'm a chick too, and that is fucking pricless.




5837 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

you are the fucking man !




6257 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

come on, if a girl did that and woke up next to her bf's dad you guys would prolly give her shit for it. if that was my mom we would no longer be on speaking terms, and i'd dump my bf.




6370 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

MASTER!




6778 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

WIN!




6817 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

He shoots, he scores!




7141 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lmfaoooo woww , anyways .. im gay and hot add me www.myspace.com/future_star_johnnyboy




7211 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

You. are. a. GOD!




8468 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

IT WOULDA BEEN COOLER IF THE GIRL KNEW AND WAS IN THE BED TOOO!!!




8642 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I must agree with #15 that is the only way this can be topped. MAJOR WIN!! oh what did they make for breakfast?




8689 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

#31, if a girl woke up with her bfs dad she got taken advantage of. If a guy woke up with his gfs mom, he's just so much of a stud that he can do that! Frickin amazing




8884 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

god i love older women, how the hell could she keep a straight face at the breakfast table---and how could u? I would LOL right at the table repeatedly and not explain y haha!




9318 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahaha yeah im a girl and i think that is fucking hilarious




9772 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

i admit u are more of a king than me ur my hero dude




10357 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

dude it was real hard to keep a straight face. mom was cool tho, she didn't say anything. and now i'm always invited to sunday dinner




11662 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

im not gonna lie thats pretty boss




11988 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

awesome ....epic




13146 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

you are a KING!!!!!! *bowing down*




26287 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

#31 its was a one nighter for fuck suck he just got a 2 for 1 offer good on him i say




33361 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

That's fucked up..... funny but...... I would dump him......




45024 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

You my friend are are gnarly




45149 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

win.




49247 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

u are the MAN!!




49454 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

Cant believe this is still getting comments since july. This guy is lucky as hell but the question is did he give the mom an orgasm




50971 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

fucking.legend.




64068 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Majestic!!!


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