(732): i woke up next to her mom. i snuck back to her bed. they're both making breakfast. high five later

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3780 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 9 years ago

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3812 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 9 years ago

EPIC!! and slightly fucked up... but mostly epic!




3838 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO




3857 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

Uh... Wow.




3865 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

dude...major props.




3872 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

Brilliance is the word




3915 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

Only brilliance if her mom was hot...and even then it's kinda creepy.




3932 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

yeah, that's nasty.




3947 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

what a jerkish thing to do...ew




3958 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

noooooo not creepy you have reached hero status congratulations sir




4007 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

definitly hero status! ur my hero dude high 5!




4024 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

WIN!




4025 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

WIN!




4033 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

cyber high 5! hero status achieved!




4059 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

undisputable king. until somone wakes up with mom, girl, sister, aunt, and female cousin.




4068 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

eppppic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




4139 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

*high five* epic. the fact that both bitches are makin' breakfast for you is just the icing on the cake. this guy FTW




4317 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 9 years ago

Grosse, how could you?




4318 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

I know younger guys look at me, but I don't look my age I guess I am close to their mother's age. I guess I can see this happening. Not cool though, poor girl.




4463 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

That was so win.




4465 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

It's probably not true




4663 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

I hope that it is not true for the girl's sake!




5191 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

awesome! LOL




5229 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

so I'm a chick, but that's still pretty fuckin funny. Haha




5297 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

You deserve a high five.




5344 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

Hello Mrs Robinson...one of my son's friend's hit on me and the kid is 16!




5395 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

nice..you lucky bastard.




5513 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

500 points for that shit, fuckin epic




5748 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

Dayum, I'm a chick too, and that is fucking pricless.




5837 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

you are the fucking man !




6257 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

come on, if a girl did that and woke up next to her bf's dad you guys would prolly give her shit for it. if that was my mom we would no longer be on speaking terms, and i'd dump my bf.




6370 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 years ago

MASTER!




6778 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

WIN!




6817 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

He shoots, he scores!




7141 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

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7211 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

You. are. a. GOD!




8468 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

IT WOULDA BEEN COOLER IF THE GIRL KNEW AND WAS IN THE BED TOOO!!!




8642 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I must agree with #15 that is the only way this can be topped. MAJOR WIN!! oh what did they make for breakfast?




8689 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#31, if a girl woke up with her bfs dad she got taken advantage of. If a guy woke up with his gfs mom, he's just so much of a stud that he can do that! Frickin amazing




8884 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

god i love older women, how the hell could she keep a straight face at the breakfast table---and how could u? I would LOL right at the table repeatedly and not explain y haha!




9318 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hahaha yeah im a girl and i think that is fucking hilarious




9772 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i admit u are more of a king than me ur my hero dude




10357 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

dude it was real hard to keep a straight face. mom was cool tho, she didn't say anything. and now i'm always invited to sunday dinner




11662 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

im not gonna lie thats pretty boss




11988 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

awesome ....epic




13146 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

you are a KING!!!!!! *bowing down*




26287 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#31 its was a one nighter for fuck suck he just got a 2 for 1 offer good on him i say




33361 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

That's fucked up..... funny but...... I would dump him......




45024 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

You my friend are are gnarly




45149 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

win.




49247 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

u are the MAN!!




49454 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Cant believe this is still getting comments since july. This guy is lucky as hell but the question is did he give the mom an orgasm




50971 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

fucking.legend.




64068 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Majestic!!!




Big-T (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO!!!!!!!!!


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