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(920):
you kept singing forever young by jay z and mr. hudson, but would replace the word young with drunk....
(763):
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
(405):
(rec'd): i'd do him as fast as you'd do abraham lincoln. (sent): Damn, that IS fast.
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(260):
apparently i blacked out and went triping with the 5 or so rolls i found in my friends house. They all watched me as i got naked and went out at 4 in the morning. i need new friends
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lmao a good laugh at someone else's expense now THAT is love
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31288 (0 Points) 2 years ago
lmao a good laugh at someone else's expense now THAT is love