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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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Lol. I hope she remembered she's on her period and he didn't ram her tampon into her uterus. You know she forgets sometimes when she drinks. Had a tampon in for 4 days once.
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So I just got my pap...while the doc was two fingers deep he asked if anyone has ever told me my vagina leans to the left...Did you ever notice my vagina leans to left?? RCVD: My dick leans to the right. Marry me??
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Would it be weird of I asked him if he was circumcised? (1-254): No... I just asked my boyfriend if I could give him head after we just had a horrible emotional discussion
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(910):
Here's how I know my life is drastically different. I just caught myself saying "I'm gonna be pissed if I get laid tonight and have to rewash these sheets tomorrow."
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