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So I got a cheap wedding band and came up with my "my wife was killed by a DUI" story. Point is: got 15 phone numbers and amazing head at the bar last night. Being "married" is the best thing to happen to my game. Ever.
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket... (1-508): He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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Received last night: "i love mexicans i love jose fuck love i wanna cheese sandwich fartsicle" MDT
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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REC- From a scale from 1-10 how drunk are you? SENT- Well I don't know number wise, all I know is I'm at the point where I'm not sure if I'll remember this.
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