(407): Screw jager and Screw my mattress cover. All four corners came loose while I was sleeping, wrapping me up in a ball. I fought my way out of bed, ran into a door, blackened my eye and broke my nose.

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3462 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Yeah I'm hurt but you should see the mattress cover!!




paulbeartil (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 years ago

hi its my bro`s site just say paul told to ring and to look after you p beartil




3463 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Yeah I'm hurt but you should see the mattress cover!!




3479 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

that is absolutely awesome, (not that you got hurt) but defiantly just made my day cuz its something I would do when trashed!




3482 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

lmao!!!




3596 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

smooth




3826 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

you are a disgrace to 407.




4010 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

lo fuc*in l dude!!!!!!




5487 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL




28127 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

that makes me laugh so hard everytime i read it. brightens up my day instantly.




35784 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

that is fucking amazing lol


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Awesomeness!