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you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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We got drunk on my patio, hot tubbing, sauna, etc. We ordered 35 mcdoubles and they DIDN'T COOK OUR ORDER! they thought it was a prank, so we yelled at them, got the manager involved and long story short got them for half off along with everything else in the heat trays (they were closing), we even got 16 mcflurries hahaha
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I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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your having sex right now and im not, i know this cos im on the other side of the door, the second i hear ure phone go off im coming in there and dry humping the fuk outta both of you!!!
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Shes a good cook, has a nice family, swallows my jizz... shes a keeper.
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(Anonymous):
Last night i received this text at 4am "explain to me why we dnt hook up anymore?? i thnk we should hook up rite naooo!!!" i replied "3 words: TWO PUMP CHUMP!!" MDT
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2 years ago
u go girl!! fuck the 2 pump chumps! been there done that.
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30469 (0 Points) 2 years ago
u go girl!! fuck the 2 pump chumps! been there done that.