3127 (0 Points) 2 years ago
you can get your pubes caught in my braces anyday!
3226 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Euhh! That's so triflin'! Duude! ORAL SEX=ORAL FAIL=EPIC ORAL FAIL!
3236 (0 Points) 2 years ago
ugh ewww. never do oral with braces, that's gross.
3250 (0 Points) 2 years ago
hahaha thats freakin hilarious. sucks to have braces
3279 (0 Points) 2 years ago
"Euhh! That's so triflin'! Duude! ORAL SEX=ORAL FAIL=EPIC ORAL FAIL!" yeeeeeeeeea this nigga ^ wass way to hype.
3281 (0 Points) 2 years ago
WTF!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE U GUYS TAKING BOUT GETTIN BRACES CAUGHT IN PUBES?!?!?! WTH!!!!!!!!!
3282 (0 Points) 2 years ago
that really nasty guys pubes have like nasty shit in it
3283 (0 Points) 2 years ago
that is sooo fuckin funny!!! sucks 2 have braces lucky i got nice teeth and i dont give oral
3286 (0 Points) 2 years ago
LMFAO & I'm getting braces soon. D: Hahahaha. No way that'll happen.
3289 (0 Points) 2 years ago
wow u ppl r mean i think thatz hilariouz n yeah i am a girl with bracez so wat now!!
3291 (0 Points) 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! WOOOO! OOH MAN. I JUST TOTALLY CRIED. LAUGHTER. THIS IS STRAIGHT UP HYSTERICAL
3296 (0 Points) 2 years ago
lol hahah u plz are fuck but fuckin funny man ORAL SEX=ORAL FAIL=EPIC ORAL FAIL!
3302 (0 Points) 2 years ago
LMFAO. But, dude, didn't you feel the pain of pubes being pulled by her braces? Sounds more painful for you to me, than the pain of looking in the mirror later and seeing pubes in her braces... Just saying.
3313 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Well the pulling pubes out is kinky but it's NBD if you shave.
3315 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Ive gotn head from a chick with braces n she was hella fuckn good at it, but its still funny as hell readn all the shit that goes across here
3318 (0 Points) 2 years ago
thats pretty gross... poor girl haha sucks for her
3319 (0 Points) 2 years ago
lmfaoo wow, I bet if you go back n read this.. you'll laugh.. lol... I thought at first maybe it was like a joke, but.. :S haha, I unno... its sorta better than a joke.. you guys have entertained me, thanks ez
3320 (0 Points) 2 years ago
lmfaoo wow, I bet if you go back n read this.. you'll laugh.. lol... I thought at first maybe it was like a joke, but.. :S haha, I unno... its sorta better than a joke.. you guys have entertained me, thanks ez
3324 (0 Points) 2 years ago
whats wrong with laughn at ppl?? dont take it so personal
3336 (0 Points) 2 years ago
if you shave and the girl know how to suck dick real good then her braces dont have to get stuck ya digg
3341 (0 Points) 2 years ago
WTF!!!! You guys are nothing but a bunch immature, dick sucking, son of a biches!!!! GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!
3351 (0 Points) 2 years ago
I love the people calling other people immature. It's called "mydrunktexts.com" for a reason. It's funny, and perverted in many ways. So don't be calling people immature when YOU'RE also on this sight to laugh at stupid text messages. And if you're not here to laugh at stupid texts, then why the fuck are you here? You guys that bash this stuff are hypocrites.This shit is hilarious, and the braces couldve just cut the pube close and not pull it out. I would cry by laughing so hard if this happened to a girl blowing me.
3357 (0 Points) 2 years ago
how stupid braces are hot and you can get pubes in your mouth without braces people are so dum well I dont cos I dont have hair and nor does my partner
3358 (0 Points) 2 years ago
haha owow thats fucking funnnnyy!! even tho i do have braces its fuckin the shit man!!!
3374 (0 Points) 2 years ago
i hope you wash down there alot for her sake. cock cheese ewww.
3377 (0 Points) 2 years ago
wow thats just fucking nasty to give someone oral anyways so ewwwwww!!!!!!!
3381 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Plz tell me u didnt kiss her afterwords. U dnt wanna spend all afternoon pickin lil pubes out of ur teeth. :P
3383 (0 Points) 2 years ago
It would be nice if y'all could rise above this losing behavior and thoughtlife. There's so much more to life than drinking an sex. I'm not sure at all how this line of comments got on my wall, but will try to get this to stop. God loves you and is sad and hurting that you are so cavalier about your value.
3630 (0 Points) 2 years ago
HAHAHHAAH oh shit mann thats hilarious and such a turn off at the same time lol
3988 (0 Points) 2 years ago
I'm a chick, but I find that hillarious lmao. Definately sucks. (Btw, some people need to chill, I mean its all in good humor.)
4138 (0 Points) 2 years ago
#58 look at the site you're on, it's called my drunk texts, so expect to see people laughing at drinking and sex.
5671 (0 Points) 2 years ago
at # 44 hahaha great PUN at #58 ur a fucking retard at #64 agreed
6835 (0 Points) 2 years ago
LAWL! Hey, at least she didn't like... rub them against you... Ouch, much?
8613 (0 Points) 2 years ago
# 21 sucks for your partner. This is hilarious though! OMG dumb bitch with pube just chillin on her teeth hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha fuck bitches
8614 (0 Points) 2 years ago
#56 i love sucking dick yum yum but I don't swallow....
8743 (0 Points) 2 years ago
#50 you used the wrong form of "sight" hahahhahaha idiot.
16176 (0 Points) 2 years ago
thats why they make razors so guys and girls you can shave your shit!!!
55438 (0 Points) 2 years ago
hahaha i love living in the 574. godddd damn. haha babes
63222 (0 Points) 2 years ago
im picturing this poor girl stuck choken on this dick because of a fro bush... that'd be a bad dentist trip. I feel terrible now i just lol
3060 (0 Points) 2 years ago
haha 574 here... so nice to know we're classy!