(ubermench): last night i received: "omg no on haz pants and my stufd elellphant is missing" i sent: "get out of the bathroom" received: "no no i cant i hav a beard now im gona live here like a hermit hahaha" i sent: "u better come back up here cuz theres a gay man on my lap tellin me i look like spock. or maybe he's talking to my boobs but he has rum" MDT
