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(339):
Sometimes i just wanna slap myself for getting drunk and being a slut...
(443):
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
(513):
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
(778):
Everytime I go out of town I put my iPod on shuffle and the first song that plays is Blame It...It's like my iPod knows I'm going to get wasted.
(Anonymous):
Last night, "I want 2 drnk the blood and eat the fleash of jesus christ! I love him..."
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(503):
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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