(MDT): MY DRUNK TEXTS

The drunk texts u shouldn’t have sent made infamous

(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I'd be the Michael Phelps of this city!

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idk what city u live in, but ditto from me in charlotte, north carolina. =] i kick ass at BP. i like rape a table hahaha

#1 - Jul 2, 2009 03:56 AM by anonymous
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PS im a chick and a still do the above ^^^^

#2 - Jul 2, 2009 03:56 AM by anonymous
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yeah, this is funny. I sent this to my friend 1st semester of last year and apparently she felt that it she should put it up. Boise, ID haha

#3 - Jul 2, 2009 06:48 PM by anonymous
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That friend was me, and yes...I felt the need lol Be proud. You're well liked. :) And considering some of the shit you usually send me...this was pretty PG!

#4 - Jul 2, 2009 06:50 PM by anonymous
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anderson ?

#5 - Jul 2, 2009 10:27 PM by anonymous
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kate?

#6 - Jul 3, 2009 11:35 AM by anonymous
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john?

#7 - Jul 3, 2009 11:35 AM by anonymous
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lindsay?

#8 - Jul 3, 2009 11:35 AM by anonymous
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katherine?

#9 - Jul 3, 2009 11:35 AM by anonymous
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S A N D W I C H ?

#10 - Jul 3, 2009 12:42 PM by anonymous
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#10 lol tottaly random laughed hard 4 some reason

#11 - Jul 3, 2009 06:50 PM by anonymous
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haha wtf with #10...thats so unexpected!! lol

#12 - Jul 3, 2009 07:05 PM by anonymous
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I have no idea what the hell is going on with these comments haha

#13 - Jul 3, 2009 07:19 PM by anonymous
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i think people like michael phelps

#14 - Jul 3, 2009 07:26 PM by anonymous
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ppl like the beer pong dumbass

#15 - Jul 3, 2009 07:27 PM by anonymous
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haha #10 ...

#16 - Jul 4, 2009 03:15 AM by anonymous
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Haha this was my brother's comment! We are still following it, seeing how popular it is getting. I can't believe it's #1 already! His friend Katie submitted it only a few days ago...

#17 - Jul 6, 2009 12:15 PM by anonymous
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LOL at #10! This site never fails to cheer me up on a bad day/night! Ahhh...

#18 - Jul 6, 2009 11:40 PM by anonymous
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LOL at #10! This site never fails to cheer me up on a bad day/night! Ahhh...

#19 - Jul 6, 2009 11:40 PM by anonymous
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lol #10 made laugh so hard I nearly pissed myself

#20 - Jul 8, 2009 04:16 AM by anonymous
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#10 lol irl. and i like the hidden phelps/weed reference.

#21 - Jul 21, 2009 01:05 AM by anonymous
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I never lagh, I'm depressed. #10 you managed it. Well done. Be Proud. Have A Waffle >('u')>#

#22 - Jul 27, 2009 01:24 PM by anonymous
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Here have a fixed waffle (>'u')># oh and some PEDO BEAR!!!! â

#23 - Jul 30, 2009 03:27 AM by anonymous
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penis

#24 - Aug 4, 2009 05:26 PM by anonymous
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somf

#25 - Aug 7, 2009 04:14 AM by anonymous
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That last one HAD to be Collin hahaha

#26 - Oct 2, 2009 11:59 AM by anonymous
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haha 208 represent! lets get some more good ones on here! :P

#27 - Oct 19, 2009 09:38 PM by anonymous
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#11, you are not alone. XD

#28 - Nov 1, 2009 01:19 AM by anonymous
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didnt you know? everything is an olympic sport when your drunk. im a gold medalist at stair-climbing and a silver medalist at strait line walking. lol

#29 - Nov 13, 2009 11:10 PM by anonymous
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BSU hahhahaha

#30 - Dec 22, 2009 07:07 AM by anonymous
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lol at #29

#31 - Feb 7, 2010 03:02 AM by anonymous
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