(850): i told her to eat a cock meat sandwich next thing i knew she was rubbing mayonnaise on my dick.. 100 pts for me!!

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2725 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

real story she really did this to me ahahah 100 pts and some

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Pharma516 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 1 year ago

Hello! ddeddad interesting ddeddad site!

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Pharmd447 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Very nice site!

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2727 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

who knew though that she would really get that for me bestnight of my life everyone...Beaner

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2729 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

why the hell would want mayonnaise on your dick.. thats gross, beans. your sexual exploits confuse me. high five though. -wam

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2745 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

like your stories havent left me throwing up in my mouth WAM..ahaha

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2754 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

at least pick a better condiment!

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2902 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that's like sugarfoot from that three 6 mafia show... except she used sugar mixed with ranch dressing... i just threw up in my mouth a little.. HMS

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2936 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

practice safe snacks, use a condiment

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3100 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Hahah get it? Condiment? Like condom? Only condiments. Ahahahah that's great.

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5080 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

high five! you should cajun mayonase next time;)

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5515 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

not sure bout 100 points, the whole mayo shit is fucked up, but props still

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6184 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i wud say like 75 points

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8702 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Dude, that sounds like it would hurt... like, what would happen if she literally tried eating it and bit down? LOL #7 that comment deserves to be a MDT text in itself!

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10409 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ding ding!

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26228 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

what the hellmann thats fucking gross

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28087 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmao.. sometimes i am ashamed of the area code I live in! lmfao

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29120 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Lucky!

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