(503): Dude... your sister is so wasted. She's scooting around the living room saying, 'Why can't people scratch their asses like dogs?' You need to come take care of this.

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2612 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahh im in love with this

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2688 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahahah wen i saw this i asked my bro wat he would do if this ever happened at one of our parties... he was speechless. he just shook his head and walked away bc he knew how likely this would be... hahaha i love getting wasted. =] lik im halfway there now! =]

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2848 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

That fucking text is about me >:-/

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6230 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i literally lol'd

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6994 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ha ha this reminds me of family guy "i know what youre doing. youre looking for an ass race. first one to the kitchen wins!"

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44111 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LOL number 5.

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