(765): I got bored and wanted to entertain myself and I know this girl who loves to be totally dominated in bed. So I told her to come over so that I could talk Spanish to her as I rearrange the contents of her vagina. I don't know why... but I find myself to be fucking HILARIOUS.

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70872 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 7 years ago

No, you're a jerk.




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70883 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 7 years ago

@#1, no u have no sence of humor




70888 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 7 years ago

@2, yes I do, but this text just wasn't funny. Tell me what do you find funny about it? I just can't see it?




70893 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 7 years ago

yeah you must be a female




70907 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 7 years ago

I am and very very female toooooo!!!!! I can't stand to have anything on that makes me look guyish. I am not girly girl, but I have to feel pretty. I am not young, I am not old, I am like a fine wine and want to feel beautiful and appreciated. Yep, I am female, number 4 and yes I am number 1. I do know how to laugh and how to laugh like hell!!!!!!!LOL ;D LAUGHTER is the BEST! I just don't get this TEXT?




70911 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 7 years ago

I thought it was funny... I'm a girl...




70913 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

lol




70925 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 7 years ago

LEAVE THE CHICKEN NUGGET ALONE YOU MOTHERFUNKER




70933 (-1 Points) (+1, -2) 7 years ago

.... Got some issues with Chicken Nuggets #8?




70935 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

I'm a girl and I laughed lol




70975 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Hahahaha 8 &9!!!!! :) from #1 hahaha cute!




70982 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

THOSE ARE MY CHICKEN NUGGETS MOTHERFUCKER




70986 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

You are back again with thise CHICEN NUGGETS hahaha!!!! How about we go out and have some Taco Bell instead?!!!! Hahaha!!!!!




70987 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

PS. CHICKEN NUGGETS would clog the tolit, you better stick with cheerios ;D




70997 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

ya, she's a girl event types too much




71005 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 7 years ago

Not funny




71010 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

tre amusant




71018 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

HUH@15?




71019 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

OOPs, hahaha that goes with the prior text, hahaha, omg! I see #14 should go with "610): I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning. " The chicken nuggets threw me off, LOL!




71085 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

HA




71091 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

HAHAHA! i thought this was hilarious and i'm a girl.




71116 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

not funny and i am a girl?




71157 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

SO basically, this is a degrading text. I think that's why she doesn't find it funny?




71171 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

sounds like a douchebag.




71507 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 7 years ago

heads up #4, "i cant stand to wear anything that makes me look guyish" is the definition of "girly girly". im a lady, albeit not a refined one, but this shits funny. my guy talks smack to me all the time and i love it.




71660 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

THAT FIRST GUY IS AN IMPOSTOR THOSE ARE MY CHICKEN McNUGGETS




The Sender (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

I may be a douchebag, but you're a rabid cunt. Cheers to being a prude.




boner69 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

that was gay


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