(310): I was watching "The Little Mermaid" with my 12 and 5-year-old nieces. The 12-year-old asked me "Why does Ariel always seem to have on lipstick underwater?" I responded with, "Maybe she’s born with it." The 5-year-old, without missing a beat, said "Maybe it’s Maybelline."
67297 (1 Points) 6 months ago
WOOO, this is DEFO a drunk text.