(949): Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me? (1-949): are you seriously doing this over text message (949): hahaha no, but i am dumping you.

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64681 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

im from 949, thats fuckin awesome, ah that made my day




64689 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 7 years ago

That is sooooo mean! #1 you mean Dick, I agree he is a DICK!




64690 (-1 Points) (+1, -2) 7 years ago

I think I would grab his dick and twist it til he yelled for me to stop then I would pinch his balls and after that I would kick him in the ass and spit on his face. That is just for starters, he better be glad that I am not his gf!




jobin (2 Points) (+2, -0) 7 years ago

I think it's best you not be in a relationship...




64702 (2 Points) (+3, -1) 7 years ago

fucking epic. if only this was real




64712 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

Real or not, it is still awesomeness. and now i shall ruin it with the most inappropriate use for win ever.. WIN.




64738 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

that's fucking lame. you'll prolly never have another girlfriend again.




64741 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

Can someone explain how that is "epic"? Honestly, if it was a girl, you lot would be saying "WTF!! THAT FUCKING WHORE- sorry bro"




64764 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 7 years ago

lolol




64768 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#4....some guys like that. so you might be going a tad bit easy on him.




64811 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#1, is that you jess?




64828 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

No way #10, he deserves what he gets for his meanness! Remember what I mentioned would just be starters, he better never get near me or he will have a black eye too, that is right he better run and run fast!




64839 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#4 thats the reason you will forever remain single




65167 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

yeah, this is total bullshit!




65189 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

this is funny




65273 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

... is this dude fucking bipolar or some shit ?




65298 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

okay #10 how about this one...I grab his dick twist it then zip it in his zipper, when he bends over to scream I kick him in the ass and dump freezing water on his head, and push him over. Sound better?




65356 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 7 years ago

LITERALLY OWNAGE. just plain awesome in every way.




65476 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

text him back and say thanks, you were nothin but wasted space in my life, time for me to move on to something better.




66582 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

wow thats soooo fucked up!!! what an asshole!!




67051 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

lol now thats fuckkkked upp. sucks too be you homie




67326 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

that zipper thing made me penis hurt :[




67668 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

She shoulda texted back : "Do I get custody of the dog and the stash of peanut butter?"




68142 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i joint this fan page on facebook! hahahahah. 'The legend who said this to his girlfriend over text.' and it was this text, hahahaha.




69050 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

i'm a girl, it didnt happen to me so LOL my hero...




69870 (1 Points) (+2, -1) 7 years ago

HAHAHAHA




70510 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

that is horrible! that guy needs to get his balls kicked in!


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