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(701):
The cops said to quit laughing because they had better things to do than to take care of drunk minors...we told them to leave then.
(412):
Last night my guy friend says: "hsdery gies what i'md rusn k off my assd" and "ayayayayaya i'm so ahpputy yoiu asre awewsoem!111" and "i alwaysu weaertyul procteciton haha jk i will be safe i promkise" Damn he was drunk.
(678):
you were standing in my kitchen eating peanut butter and masturbatting. there are vids.
(863):
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
(Anonymous):
Received last night : Panda just hopped the train to drunk-town. Reply: Hell ya! We gettin it now! Received : choo choo MDT
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(879):
I passed out while i was taking a shit last night...... woke up on the floor. I have some cleaning up to do.
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HAHAHAHAHA ew. was it runny?
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65378 (0 Points) 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA ew. was it runny?