62973 (1 Points) 3 years ago
bad night just cuz the grammar's so bad i can't understand wtf he said.
62999 (1 Points) 3 years ago
yeah this dude gets no pussy just makes up stories about it, tool
63095 (0 Points) 3 years ago
Next time, just suck your own dick, save everyone else the trouble.
63109 (-1 Points) 3 years ago
first off sorry I didn't used fucking proper grammar when I was fucking hammered stupid cunt! Second you can choose to believe or not that's your problem but I will only have this memory! Third off if you knew the whole back story which lead up to this event you would be cheering me on so get off you high horses and fucking laugh cuz the bitch deserved it! I got back at her for doing something horrible to my friends so fuck off! Shits hilarious to us!
Kma (0 Points) 2 years ago
"first off sorry I didn't used fucking proper grammar when I was fucking hammered" Uhh...I'm guessing you were still "fucking hammered" when writing that comment?
63125 (2 Points) 3 years ago
^still a douche...you should just shut up. getting back at her by making her take your dick and balls? and made her cry then proceed to cum on her face? i do not care wtf she did to your friends...you sir....ARE A DICK.
63219 (2 Points) 3 years ago
who ever came up with this "epic win" shit needs to die. a horrible death.
63271 (0 Points) 3 years ago
She looked up with worrie in her eyes? Are you a poet with bad bad bad spelling?
63430 (-3 Points) 3 years ago
Well, I'm a girl, and I thought this shit was awesome
63431 (0 Points) 3 years ago
And its not rape, he said that SHE tried, not that he forced her too... you guys are stupid
63504 (1 Points) 3 years ago
1. Fake :) No girl would continue to suck your cock as she cries. I think we all know this. 2. Fail. You are the biggest fucking douche to even think this is a good lie, never mind a truth. Your sense of humor is disgusting. 3. Just because you say Epic Win doesn't make it so. 4. I hate you. :)
64052 (-2 Points) 3 years ago
I thought it was pretty fucking hot... And im a girl.
64375 (1 Points) 3 years ago
I hope if you ever get a girl to suck your dick again (which I doubt will happen) she bites down. And hard.
65257 (0 Points) 3 years ago
#27. I feel like you deserve a slow clap. Lets be friends. This dude is an ass.
65463 (-1 Points) 3 years ago
I'm a girl and this got me so wet. I fucking love going to the balls and gettin cum on my face. You people have no idea
66377 (1 Points) 3 years ago
^ well if she was CRYING it obviously wasnt very fucking hot to her now was it?
77134 (-1 Points) 3 years ago
He probably meant that she was gagging and tears came out, then he busted on her face, sounds pretty EPIC to me!
l33+g33|< (0 Points) 3 years ago
Yea- No... That was an asswipe move. I hope next time you sleep with someone she bites off that tear-busting, tiny cock of yours.
81773 (1 Points) 2 years ago
i would say you were a dick if this wasn't obviously a lie. but you do have a terrible sense of humor.
62887 (2 Points) 3 years ago
bad night just because you said "epic WIN." douche.