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I could definitely bone an amish chick right about now
#6 - Jul 21, 2009 02:54 PM by anonymous
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i think "I would plow her like an amish guy working the field" is better, but thats just me
#10 - Jul 28, 2009 10:28 AM by anonymous
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Agreed...don't scrutinize the drunken idiot...that line is pure, intoxicated gold
#12 - Jul 28, 2009 02:52 PM by anonymous
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yea #10 what a fag it was a remark made right off the top of his head... not like you who reads other peoples shit and corrects how it should sound. i bet you dont get laid much man
#13 - Jul 30, 2009 11:27 AM by anonymous
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haha!I always though amish was spelled omish cuz they say it like "Om-ish" lolz but whatever!#10...thats stupid!Whatever this is realllly funnny!
#14 - Aug 6, 2009 05:55 PM by anonymous
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im amish girl........and this is still pretty funny :-)
#15 - Aug 14, 2009 06:21 PM by anonymous
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Plow me! Boyfriend won't put out....stupid pansy
#17 - Aug 18, 2009 01:42 AM by anonymous
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Whoaa, #17 - dont be a whore. More guys should be like your boyfriend, fuck ..
#18 - Aug 23, 2009 03:30 AM by anonymous
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ahaha if only my boyfriend would say that, he would never have blue balls again ;)
#19 - Aug 23, 2009 11:10 PM by anonymous
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are you hot #20?..and more importantly, are the "crops" for sale?
#21 - Sep 9, 2009 05:45 PM by anonymous
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#18 just y? boys who dnt put out are pointless
#23 - Sep 29, 2009 11:44 PM by anonymous
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#23, because choosing to not have sex makes you way more of a person than you will ever be
#25 - Oct 30, 2009 06:36 PM by anonymous
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#15 if you were Amish you wouldn't have a computer... wow your dumb
#26 - Oct 31, 2009 10:39 PM by anonymous
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#26 is an idiot, I live 6 miles from a big amish community, and there are several amish familys with internet and computers. I know it sounds strange, but its true.
#27 - Nov 1, 2009 07:23 AM by anonymous
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I said that in front of my girlfriend.....she actually thought it was funny....win
#31 - Dec 10, 2009 06:25 PM by anonymous
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I think this is the single funniest line on this website. its epic dude.
#38 - Feb 8, 2010 05:00 PM by anonymous
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#25, I agree with you. Yet in a literal sense its not that sex is bad, but if your going to have sex for the hell of it instead of with someone important to you(in a romantic way) then its "whorish". No relationship should be based off of sex either way. And for the text.... I think its funny. : )
#39 - Feb 13, 2010 07:24 PM by anonymous
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