(609): (rec'd): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there... (sent): and? (rec'd): RIP clitoris

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1716 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

oh my god... indeed, RIP clit.

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BkdvmdOTstKvQuNu (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

With the bases loaded you struck us out with that aenswr!

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1734 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 2 years ago

i once cut my penis in half, lengthwise. now its like i have 2 penises. never know when THAT could come in handy.

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1748 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

OUCH!

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1764 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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1775 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

sickwitit!

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1786 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

ahhhhhgggg poor girl

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1806 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahahahahaha @ #2!!!!!!!!!!! poor girl! least you dont have it pierced!!! well, now u kinda do...

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1812 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

bwahhahah...sht...!!!!!

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1818 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

oooooooooooow.

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1821 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

OUUUUUUCH

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1866 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HOLY SH*T!? For real?

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1899 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Um, ouch?

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1932 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

eek...i thought my piercing hurt. not even close!

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1936 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

owwwwwwwwwww

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2011 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

I have a fetish for this sort of stuff.

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2042 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

oh my gosh. i feel so sorry for you.

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2065 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

bahahahahahahh that is hilarious i'm sorry, sounds painful but i'm lmfao

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2257 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol #15! that has to fucking kill. go to the doctors and get it fixed D:

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2287 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

OUCH OUCH AND OUCH..... my piercing didnt even hurt, but reading that did

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2700 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that made me cringe bet it fuckin hurt

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3256 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

sick dude

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3362 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

Oh, F*CK, that has got to hurt.

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3433 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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3552 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

WTF. You could bleed to death. Especially the guy who chopped up his johnson. This is fucked.

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4053 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

Uhm I would have cried.

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4608 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 2 years ago

holy shit well thats why you should try a nice electric razor too late for that now that sucks

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4793 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 2 years ago

hahahahaha funniest shit i ever heard!

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5156 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

:(

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5207 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 2 years ago

what the fuck!? How do you even do that!??????????????????????????

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5610 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

oooooowwwwwwwwwww Im sorry but that takes skill to fuck up that badly

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5693 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

THAT IS THE SADEST THING I EVER HEARD

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5823 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

DAMN..... RIP pleasure for the rest of ur life to..

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6130 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

im holding my vagina in vicarious pain as we speak

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6143 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

get the doc to sew it back on! damn if that ever happened to me.....

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7569 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

is this is even possible? if so why would you even txt that?

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7929 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahahahahahahaha

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8021 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

FAKE

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9805 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

oh my god.

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10297 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

you cant do that you fuckin idiot. you might slice it a little but not even possible.

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11406 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

i did the same thing

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11459 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Fail. Absolutly epic fail.

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12160 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

OH. MY. GOD. D:

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13106 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

OHHH MY GOSHHHH =O

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13365 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

IM SO SORRY!! omigod that would fuckin hurt.

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22687 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ooooh wow literally that is the worst thing ive ever herd!

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24271 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

we want a pic

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25860 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

sucks to be you.

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26418 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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26669 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I've always been afraid something that would happen... hence why i just get a wax done :) costs a bomb but so worth it... coz well i still got my Clit... and it works just fine... SOrry to rub it in :) and excuse the pun :)

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27486 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I LOVE MY CLIT!

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32843 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omg... that sounds painful

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33166 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

holy shit, #2! That FUCKING SUCKS! But I smell a sexgod in you

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34871 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Fake

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46657 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

probably caught it because its so big its like a little cock

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50271 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

holy mother fucker. my heart goes out to you... hey number 2 ;D

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53292 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

OMFG.....tht happened to me 2 nights ago.i mean prolly not tht deep. but it was fuckin scary as shit...

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55233 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

gosh that must have been painfull.. ouch!

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55765 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

wtf why are you shaving your clit in the first place? Clits dont grow hair...lmao shaving fail.

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88496 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

lol. exactly what i was wondering. haha.

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56879 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LLLLLLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so sorry

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59555 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ahahahaha. #58 is funny. and uhhh sucks to be you. shave carefully :)

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60100 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

Shit RIP orgasms

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61229 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

shit

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75460 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

how you do even manage..

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75858 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

i'm sorry, this is very obviously a exaggeration of a shaving cut, why do any of you actually think this is serious?!? x

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83690 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 1 year ago

I actually winced and grabbed my crotch

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starsinger (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

hahahaha i did the same thing.. gosh thats just wrong on so many levels..

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